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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag
It's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with school
I'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK? ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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- Watch the show last night, Henry?
- A bit.
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- AL: Cool.
- Then Mum caught me.
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- Not cool.
- Punishment?
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Yep. Straight to bed.
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- Definitely not cool.
- Harsh.
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- Not as harsh as Dad.
- Oh, yeah?
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He had to read
the Number Gnomes in Space to the worm.
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(both laugh)
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Cool!
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- Oh. Not cool?
- Not cool.
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Hmm, not cool. Let me guess, Henry.
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You're talking about that
pathetic little TV show you call a--
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- TV show?
- Well, yes. The pathetic one.
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You're the pathetic one.
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Let me see, Boodle Poodles.
That's not pathetic?
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It is not!
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It's a daring story of dogs
doing daring deeds.
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Yeah, daring deeds.
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You said "daring" twice.
Three times if you count Susan.
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I know I did. It was deliberate.
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Whatever! Not half as impressive as a...
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Evil Guardian?
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A evil guardian.
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Yeah, a evil guardian.
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- An.
- You what?
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An evil guardian.
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Not a evil guardian.
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An evil guardian.
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Everybody knows that.
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Yeah, everybody knows.
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She's right. Everybody does know that.
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(sighs) Look, give me a break, will you?
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I'm fed up of everyone
going on at me the whole time.
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Whoo, listen to him, will you?
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- He does seem a bit upset.
- Like we care!
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Alright, then, like I care.
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Yeah, like I care.
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As I was saying, if the resonant key
of one is divided by two
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that will equal...
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Henry?
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Yes, miss?
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I notice you didn't have your hand up.
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Yes, miss. I mean, no, miss.
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Do you not think
you should have had your hand up?
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Uh, yes, miss. I mean, no, miss.
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I mean, I didn't know the answer,
so how could I put my hand up?
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Ashton Primary expects
every child to put their hand up
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when... when it is expected
that they will put their hands up.
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Thank you. You can put them down now.
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What do you have
to say for yourself, Henry?
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- Um...
- Detention, Henry.
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You will stay here at break time,
and write out these lines.
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(yells) No!
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- Thought you might need company.
- Thanks, Ralph.
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(tune plays on phone)
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Gross! This is really cool, Henry.
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Yeah, I know.
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Now if you'll excuse me...
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- What we doing?
- I'm doing my lines.
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- And I'm watching him.
- Oh. Can I watch, too?
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Be my guest.
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"I must not put my hand up in class
unless I know the answer."
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Signed, Henry?
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- But it says on the board...
- Yeah, I know.
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It says that "I must put my hand up in
class even if I don't know the answer."
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So, why are you writing it wrong?
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I'm not writing it wrong, Al.
I'm writing it right.
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In fact, Al,
I'm not going to write it at all.
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You'll be in big trouble.
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But it doesn't make sense
what I've got to write.
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No. But you'll still be in big trouble.
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You know what? I don't care.
I'm going to get some fresh air.
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- Fresh air?
- Henry?
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That really doesn't make sense.
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(birds chirp)
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- Good day at school, Henry?
- Horrid.
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- What, you, or the day at school?
- What do you think?
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I had a perfect day at school.
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Why am I not surprised?
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I got a gold star
for making your toilet roll go further,
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and then I got a gold star for my essay
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on how to blow your nose in public
without making a noise,
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and then I got another gold star
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for putting my hand up in class every
time the teacher asked a question,
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even if I didn't know the answer.
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Can you believe it?
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- What's for tea?
- Something that's good for you.
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- That means something I won't like.
- Not necessarily.
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- We made fairy cakes to celebrate.
- Oh, goody.
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They're Number Gnomes fairy cakes.
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Double-goody!
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- With pom poms on.
- Ooh, triple...
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Oh, what's the point? I can't even
be bothered to be horrid anymore.
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You see, Fang, it's not easy
being horrid all the time.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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In fact, it's quite hard work.
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MARGARET: Oi, bogey brain,
snot face, snot for brains!
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- See what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What kind of insult is that anyway?
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Go away! I'm on strike.
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Yeah, right. What does that even mean?
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It means what I want it to mean.
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You what?
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Come back here,
you smelly toady bogey brain of a boy!
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They don't get any better, do they?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Bedtime, Henry.
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Alright, Dad.
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- Everything alright, Henry?
- Yeah. Think I need an early night.
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Good idea. You get some sleep, Henry.
Tomorrow is another day.
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Yeah, it is.
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- Night, Henry.
- Night, Dad.
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- Night, Fang.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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(owl hoots)
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(beeps)
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(squelching from can)
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- Think it's Henry you want.
- Oh, yeah.
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- He's not coming in.
- What do you mean?
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- He's on strike.
- What do you mean he's on strike?
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- He's not coming in.
- What do you mean?
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Going round in circles we are. Goodbye.
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(clock ticks)
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Where's Henry?
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Not coming in, miss.
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Oh. Might I inquire why?
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He's on strike, miss.
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Oh. Right.
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(clock ticks)
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(ticks and bell rings)
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Class dismissed!
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Face it, Margaret,
it's just not the same without him.
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You can say that again.
But I don't miss him. Not one bit.
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(birds chirp)
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Oh, good. You're awake.
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What's the time?
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It's gone ten o'clock.
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- But it's a school day today.
- I know.
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Dad thought you'd feel better
if you had a little lie-in.
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- Cool!
- Come and get your breakfast.
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- You can be in school at break time.
- Not so cool.
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(tires screech and horn honks)
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What's going on here?
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Or should I say,
what's not going on here?
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Henry! (laughs)
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(squelching from can)
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Alright. Can't a boy walk into the
playground without being fart-bombed?
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- He's back.
- Henry's back.
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ALL: Henry's back.
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BOTH: Henry's back. Henry's back.
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Thanks, worm.
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Henry's back!
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Henry's back!
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Yeah, Henry's back.
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Great, you're back.
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Yeah. Missed me, have you?
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Missed you? Missed you?
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I'll tell you about missed you,
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you snot for brains,
snail-paced bogey bonce!
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You may think I missed you...
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It's good to be back.
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Or should I say it's horrid to be back?!
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(laughs)
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MUM: Henry! Time to get up!
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HENRY: Here, Mum.
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Henry? Are you feeling alright?
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Fine, thank you, Mum.
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Just wanted to get into school early.
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You sure you're feeling alright, Henry?
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Bye, Mum.
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Bet you're wondering
if I'm feeling alright,
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Well, the answer's yes,
'cause today is the last day of term,
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which means no more school
for weeks and weeks and weeks!
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It's holiday time!
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Glad we're not gonna
have to watch that for a while.
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Yeah, 'cause it's...
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BOTH: Holiday time!
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Come on, you horrible lot.
Get a move on.
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Thank you, kind sir.
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What did you say?
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Uh, I said thank you, kind sir.
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Right, that's it, you horrid boy.
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(blows whistle)
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Detention!
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Now, now, Mr Soggington.
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Let's not get too enthusiastic.
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It's the last day of term, remember.
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Oh, yes, Miss Oddbod.
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I was... forgetting myself.
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Run along, Henry.
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We'll defer your detention to next term,
if anybody remembers it.
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Yes, Miss Oddbod.
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I don't know about you,
but I've got the feeling
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that today's going to be a good day.
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Oh, I think we can do better than that.
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It is a special day today, after all.
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They won't keep till next term,
whatever you say.
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Thank you, Graham's mum.
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You're welcome, Henry.
Going somewhere nice for your holidays?
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Oh, yeah. Well, my mum hasn't
actually booked anything yet, but...
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- That's nice, dear.
- Best day ever!
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Miss Battle-Axe was positively cheerful
in lessons this morning.
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(hums)
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Whoo-hoo! Hee!
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Where's everyone off to
for their holidays?
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- I dunno.
- Somewhere with no spiders.
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- Or any other creepy crawlies.
- Sport camp.
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Executive chef course.
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50 winning ways with a carrot.
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As far away from here as possible.
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Yeah, me, too.
At least I hope it will be.
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I'm thinking desert island,
sun, sea, sand,
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and the worm in his proper place.
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RALPH: Yeah, and no teachers.
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MISS BATTLE-AXE: Whoo-hoo!
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Thanks, Ralph.
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(giggles) Sorry, Henry.
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That's OK.
Nothing can spoil today 'cause it's...
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ALL: Holiday time!
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Oops! Won't be needing that for a while!
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Guess what, Henry?
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It's holiday time!
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- And?
- And we're going to a desert island?
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No. Mum says it's much more exciting
than a desert island.
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Cool! Let's go and find out.
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Oh. Uh...
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It's holiday time!
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What do you mean,
we're going on holiday next door?
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Well, just that, really.
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Margaret's mum mentioned
that they were going away.
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Yeah, to a desert island most likely.
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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How is that horrid?
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Going on holiday to a desert island
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is about the most unhorrid thing
I can think of.
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You know what Mum meant.
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So when she said they were looking
for someone to house-sit...
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We volunteered to do it.
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That's horrid.!
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Well, I think it sounds like fun.
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Do you, honey bun?
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Yes!
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We can pack up our suitcases,
and we can lock up the front door,
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and check all the windows
at least three times,
256
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and then we can walk down
the garden path,
257
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and we can come back again
to check all the windows and then--
258
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,400
Alright, Peter. We get the message.
259
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The best thing is Fluffy Wuffy
can come with us!
260
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(meows)
261
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Yeah. Meow.
262
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PETER: And we won't have to send her
to the Comfy Cat Spa.
263
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So, it's all sorted, then.
We're off on holiday tomorrow.
264
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,440
- Yippee!
- Yay.
265
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,440
ALL THREE: Don't be horrid, Henry!
266
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,640
- All packed, Henry?
- I guess so.
267
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,200
Good. Because we're leaving
nice and early to avoid the traffic.
268
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,600
But we're only going next door.
We can leave any time we like.
269
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,840
Oh, don't be horrid, Henry.
270
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,760
As you can see,
I've packed for every occasion. Not!
271
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,960
There's one good thing
about going on holiday next door.
272
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,680
You can come back
if you've forgotten something.
273
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,320
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You can come with us, Fang!
274
00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,920
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- If smelly cat's coming, you are too.
275
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,840
Oh, well, tomorrow is another day,
as they say.
276
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,280
Will you all hurry up?
277
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,200
We're going to be late.
278
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,800
(gnome beeps)
279
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,120
Hooray, hooray, today's a holiday,
the best one ever.
280
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Never mind the weather.
281
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,160
Ooh, goody! The sun is shining!
282
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All the more reason to get going.
283
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,000
ALL: Henry!
284
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:30,600
Let me help you with that. Ooh! I see
you haven't packed all your belongings.
285
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,760
- Nope.
- (claps) Come on. Let's get loading.
286
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,640
Back in a roly mo.
287
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,720
Fang would never forgive me
if I didn't bring his favorite snack.
288
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,880
It's holiday time!
289
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,400
(engine starts)
290
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,840
(thunder rumbles)
291
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,760
Well, here we are.
292
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,600
- We're on holiday!
- Yay.
293
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,280
So, what shall we do first?
294
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,560
How about I make us a nice cup of tea,
while you start unpacking.
295
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,200
- What a good idea!
- Yay.
296
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,720
Right. Peter, you're in the guest suite.
297
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,200
Yippee!
298
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:39,520
Come on Number Gnome number 22,
let's go and look at our bedroom!
299
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,600
- Henry, you're in Margaret's bedroom.
- What?!
300
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,880
Why do I have to sleep
in bogey brain's bedroom?
301
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,440
Because, Henry.
302
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,800
Why can't the worm sleep there?
He even likes pink.
303
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,480
It specifically says that you are
to sleep in Margaret's bedroom.
304
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,720
So. It's not like
it's some sort of contract, is it?
305
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,320
- Actually, Henry, it is a contract.
- What?!
306
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,440
Yes, Henry. It's always a good idea
to have a contract.
307
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,160
In case anything goes wrong.
308
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,840
But, but what else is in the contract?
309
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:14,440
(clears throat) "No feet on the sofa,
living room carpet or walls."
310
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,280
- "No takeaways."
- Not even pizza?
311
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,240
- Nope.
- What's a holiday without pizza?
312
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,000
"No wild parties. No DIY.
No cooking on an open fire."
313
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:28,400
"No painting with fingers, brushes,
or any form of distribution mechanism."
314
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,360
"No making of films. No tapestry-making,
or willow-basket weaving."
315
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,960
"No crumbs. No animals
unless they're called Fluffy."
316
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,720
"Especially no animals
if they look like a rat."
317
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,720
Fang? Where's Fang?
318
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,880
We had to leave him at home.
No rat-like animals, Henry.
319
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,440
Fang isn't a rat!
320
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,280
- He does look like one sometimes.
- What?
321
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,320
Well, in a certain light.
322
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,760
"No moles. No snoots. No..."
323
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,240
- Where are you going, Henry?
- To feed Fang.
324
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,000
He'll starve, or had you forgotten
that he needs feeding?
325
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,280
We've made sure he won't starve.
326
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,800
(groans)
327
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,880
I'm going back anyway.
I'm fed up of this holiday lark.
328
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,640
We're not going home, Henry.
At least not for two weeks.
329
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,840
It's in the contract.
330
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,040
(yells) No!
331
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:28,480
Pink, pink everywhere,
and not a snotbag in sight!
332
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,000
(sighs)
333
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,720
"Do not pull the rope."
334
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:57,840
MARGARET: I repeat,
do not pull the rope. Or else!
335
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,840
(banging and crashing)
336
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,320
MUM, DAD AND PETER: Henry!
337
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,480
(engine starts)
338
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,240
It turns out the contract
also covered the insurance,
339
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,880
in case anything went wrong,
340
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,240
which means... it's holiday time!
341
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,360
BOTH: No!
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